that’s what i look like

I am a little woman. I live in Brooklyn and it has been rough. I am married to a tall man who rocks. We have an awesome dog, Hank and a kitten, Leroy, who is a new addition. I tend bar at the Music Hall of Williamsburg and Bowery Ballroom. If you are at a show, come see me in the mezz. I am also trying to get another service job…let me know if you know of any.

I love bowling, food and music. I am on a bowling league which I named Marc Bowlin’(if you don’t get the reference, you got some music history to read up on). We are currently number 1 on our league night. My average is about 147. I throw rocks.

I cook for my husband every chance I get and aspire to have my own restaurant (i will blog about this later). He says my food is “dank”. I will post some photos from time to time.

We dj together as well. And when I say DJ, I mean with records, like a real dj…not with a GD ipod or computer. Look out for the killer flyers I make and come hear our sick jams.

I also am an awesome photographer (but only FILM photography-i don’t even own a digital camera. i sometimes use my fiance’s or my camera phone or my recently obtained iphone), I make killer flyers, I build shit and I can make clothes. I collect owls too…hence the blog name. Here’s my photography/graphic design.

I would also do REALLY well on a game show, if I could just get on one.

A Jacqueline of all trades.