My favorite dress from last night’s Golden Globes. That shit is bad ass. There is a leather belt with an eagle buckle. SIKKK. While we’re on the subject, let’s discuss these awards. First off, why was Zooey Deschanel or her show nominated for anything? She is awful. I’m so glad Laura Dern kicked her ass…gotta see that show, btw. Secondly, why didn’t Bryan Cranston win? He was awesome last season. Third, what is up with Madonna’s arms not matching her face (her face looks 25, her arms look her actual age)…and why did her song win? It doesn’t even looks like it fits in her movie. It’s like those songs in Dirty Dancing that were clearly NOT from the 60s (no offense, Swayze). Fourth, why didn’t Almodovar win? All that aside, I really want to see The Artist, Carnage, We Need to Talk About Kevin, The Iron Lady, Hugo and The Descendents. Julianne Moore was clearly hammered…Hi-LAR-rious. Also, Yay! to Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep, my favorite actresses! And YAY! Woody Allen!

My favorite dress from last night’s Golden Globes. That shit is bad ass. There is a leather belt with an eagle buckle. SIKKK.

While we’re on the subject, let’s discuss these awards. First off, why was Zooey Deschanel or her show nominated for anything? She is awful. I’m so glad Laura Dern kicked her ass…gotta see that show, btw. Secondly, why didn’t Bryan Cranston win? He was awesome last season. Third, what is up with Madonna’s arms not matching her face (her face looks 25, her arms look her actual age)…and why did her song win? It doesn’t even looks like it fits in her movie. It’s like those songs in Dirty Dancing that were clearly NOT from the 60s (no offense, Swayze). Fourth, why didn’t Almodovar win?

All that aside, I really want to see The Artist, Carnage, We Need to Talk About Kevin, The Iron Lady, Hugo and The Descendents. Julianne Moore was clearly hammered…Hi-LAR-rious. Also, Yay! to Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep, my favorite actresses! And YAY! Woody Allen!