Owl on the Prowl

I’m starting a pirate dog gang for dogs missing one limb or one eye, cause everyone knows pirates either have a peg leg or an eye patch…or both. So if your dog qualifies, let me know and he/she can join. They will wear vests. They will be known as The Swashbarklers.

“It was in the early ’70s and I was trying to get across town at two or three o’clock in the morning.  This little car kept coming around and offering me a ride.  I kept saying ‘No’ but finally I took the ride because I couldn’t get a cab.”  

“I got in the car and the windows were are rolled up, except for a tiny crack.  This driver had an incredibly bad smell to him. I looked down and there were no door handles.  The inside of the car was stripped. The hairs on the back of my neck just stood up.”  

“I wiggled my arm out of the window and pulled the door handle from the outside.  I don’t know how I did it, but I got out. He tried to stop me by spinning the car but it sort of helped me fling myself out.”

” Afterwards I saw him on the news—  Ted Bundy.”

—Debbie Harry

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Yeah we all got hearts made of metal
And our blood is hot molten rock
And If I don’t hear the sound of metal
I go into shock

Tom Petersson, bass player of Cheap Trick. You gotta feel sorry for Rick Nielsen and Bun E. Carlos cause you know this guy and Robin Zander were getting all the poontang. Song to make love to: Heaven Tonight. HOT.