Last night, I watched Dirty Dancing for the 54th time thanks to Netflix Watch Instantly.
I don’t know what possessed me to do such a thing, but then Swayze entered the frame and told that piece of shit, Robbie, off. Remember him in The Outsiders (every respectable woman/gay man’s favorite movie to look at hot dudes) and Red Dawn and ROADHOUSE (double shot of hotness there cause of SAM ELLIOT)??? Swayze was on fire between the years of 1983 and 1990. Not to mention his appearance on SNL as a Chippendale’s dancer with a heinous waterfall of a mullet. And who could forget Point Break? BODDDHHHHHIIIIIII!!!!!
Anyway, it reminded me of what my friend once told my husband about sex and Swayze. It has to do with the way Swayze makes love, lifting his woman, maybe pinning her to the wall and giving it to her with finesse. He said it makes your woman forget all her troubles, it makes her forget she is overweight or unattractive, it makes her forget that she is unemployed. It just makes her feel sexy and loved. So fellas, give it to your lady Swayze style tonight. She’ll really appreciate it.