December 2011
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Me? I want a HOOLA HOOP!
One of the best Xmas...
Specialty Stores be Jammin'
I have been to three specialty food stores in the last 24 hours and have had to wait an average of 30 minutes at each for some food. I just want one item. Other people are buying enough food to last the winter. Damn, son. I do like that all these stores still use the “take a number” method though.
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Killed By Squirrels
Sometimes I let Hank chase squirrels cause he likes to. Sometimes I catch the squirrels staring at me after Hank has failed to catch them and they are halfway up a tree scared shitless. In my mind, I think they are memorizing my face so they can plot my death, either by assault with nuts or by scratching.
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It's Cookie Time
Every year I make cookies for my dear friends. I always make Chocolate Molasses Spice cookies and Jam Thumbprints. This year I am also making Buckeyes and Almond Cranberry Cookies.
First up are the Chocolate Molasses Spice Cookies. I got this recipe from my ex boyfriend’s mom. She made the best sweets. Ever since I got the recipe, probably 8 years ago, I have been making these every...
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Crush of the Month
Kurt Russell in the movie Silkwood.
You know, the movie where Meryl Streep has the sick mullet? The man is super sexy. Look at that bod and those dimples. He’s also pretty hot in The Thing and Tombstone. Good news, ladies. Even though he and Goldie have been together since I was born basically, they have never married, so he’s available! Watch Deathproof and Escape from New...
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Good Root Canal music.
Highway Song Blackfoot
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It's Dreidel Season!!
Apparently. There is a Dreidel contest at the Knitting Factory next week. The Jew in me wants to enter, but the Catholic in me says I will lose. What to do?!?
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Mixologist
I fucking HATE that word. What odious person made it up? It is so pretentious. Don’t ever call me that. I am a fucking bartender that makes drinks.
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Oh My Love John Lennon
What kind of asshole kills...
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Our Super, a Major Asshole
So our super doesn’t turn on the heat. I found out today that he does this on purpose because he finds cold tenants to be babies. Why is this man alive?
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