November 2011
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In Other News...
I had another brush with fame this afternoon after my dental appointment.
As I was crossing 2nd avenue, a car was approaching the red light next to me. I looked up and is was none other than the infamous Jimmy McMillan driving in his “Rent is too damn high!” car. Literally. It said “the rent is too damn high” all over it. I smiled and waved at him. He gave me the thumbs...
Got this guy some tap water last night...
or is it “bland juice”?
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In honor of me going to see Fogerty tonite, I am...
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Type of Music you like = The Way you act at a Bar
I have observed somethings working at the same venue for 3 years.
Some shows draw retarded and lazy people. Some shows draw smart people who can figure shit out on their own. Some draw bad tippers more than others. Some draw non drinkers. Some draw the high maintenance people. It basically all works out in my favor, but it’s still interesting.
For example, one night this week, I answered...
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My Grandmother Lived to be 102
This is a fact. I was just reading an article in this weeks NY Mag about these four siblings who have all live over 100 years. Three are still alive at ages 108, 105 and 101. The only reason the fourth died (at the ripe age of 101) was because she had an accident, not because of health issues.
These siblings have not lead overly health conscious lives (one smoked for years and ate beef all the...
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Do Ya'll Remember Cribs? →
Well, this is The Selby. It’s like MTV Cribs only the people have taste and style. Good Taste and Good style. My dream is to one day have a place nice enough to be featured.
Do ya’ll remember Cribs? 98% of the people featured had no/bad taste. They shopped at like Ashley Furniture and had no art work or knick knacks. Everything was taupe and hideous. The only thing of interest was...
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I waited on Waylon Jennings last Night
…Well, “SHOOTER”. I thought he looked familiar…
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Following in YeahhhhhhhBuddddddy’s...
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The Silver Fox
So I just got home from a taping of Anderson Cooper’s new talk show. My friend Tim asked me if I wanted to go so I said yes, of course. It’s Anderson Cooper, the sexiest man with silver hair (second only to Sam Elliot). Plus, it was free.
Honestly, I didn’t even know he had a new show until Tim asked me and I still don’t even know what network it is on....
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Don't act like you don't know
that we tip in this country. There is no way that you know about an American Indie rock band and how to get tickets to their sold out show in NYC and NOT know that. If you are between 20 and 45, you know this shit. Quit being stingy douches.
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What's the Deal?
Allow me to go Seinfeld on your ass for a minute-
What’s the deal with people abandoning their bikes? What kind of asshole leaves their bike locked to a bike rack and never comes back for it? There are several of these bikes on my block. I think if a bike hasn’t been moved in a year, it should get towed, just like a car. Especially, if it is on a rack that actual bike riders could be...
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