Macy's...A bunch of Fucking Jersey loving Commies
What the fuck? So every year Macy’s puts on this psychotic firework display. The first year I was here, it was on the East River, last year, it was on the Hudson. WHY did they move it?!?!? Macy’s is located in NYC. The East River borders Manhattan and Brooklyn/Queens, ALL part of NYC and its illustrious five boroughs. The Hudson borders Manhattan and Jersey. Jersey is NOT part of the five ...
One of the only things I miss...
from the south is fucking Bojangles. That shit is fucking DANNNNKKKK! What I wouldn’t give for one of those cajun chicken filet biscuits and fries. The other things I miss are Chargrill, Sadlacks, Cloos Coney Island Hot dogs and The State Fair/Flea Market (especially the belt guys).
She Rides - DANZIG sung by Glenn Danzig...
Secret, Fun Information Revealed!!!**
Mr. Glenn Danzig is the son of none other than Mr. Big Jim Morrison. Look at the resemblance. Listen to their voices. Listen to the similar lyrics. Glenn is the right age. Tell your friends. Keep the dream alive. I was told this is the lucky mother **may not be true
REVISION to last Post
#3- I’ve changed my mind about the deer head. Instead I want a micro mini tea cup pig. Much cuter and he could play with Hank and Leroy. We can name him Francis.
30 Years Old- An important Birthday*
I am turning 30 in a month. July 23rd, to be exact. I share a birthday with Slash, Woody Harrelson, Roger McGuinn, Nick Menza (drummer of MEGADETH), Monica Lewinsky and Philip Seymor Hoffman. So being that this is a momentous occasion, I would like one of three gifts… #1- Lomo LC-A. I have been wanting one of these for like 5 years, at least. I have had my Minolta X-370 and my...
Hello new followers!
Glad to have you. Hope you stick around for a while! I send you my love: Here’s a fun story for your friday:(from The Daily Beast- with my additions in bold) California Couple Tries to Sell Child A couple was arrested Wednesday for trying to sell their 6-month-old baby in a Walmart parking lot (Ideal location) in Salinas, California. They approached two women, who of course thought ...
Is Phil Collins making a comeback?
I have heard Easy Lover twice in the last 18 hours and I heard Against All Odds this weekend.
Well, It's a TKO!
So I scored a seat on the train this morning and settled into reading Once is Not Enough for the second time, because, well, once IS not enough (have I mentioned how much i LOVE Jacqueline Susann?). Something seemed odd so I looked up and there was all this commotion. People blocking the door from this huge black man, the black man mumbling to a white man on the train, the white man holding his...
Why does Todd insist on having the AC off when its...
Brigitte Bardot. Big Deal.
What is with everyone in this blogosphere’s obsession with Brigitte Bardot? I don’t get it. Yeah, she is fucking gorgeous-so she was born with good genes. So she sang a few songs with Serge Gainsbourg- so she was a muse for thousands. But honestly, her acting was not that great-about average. I would equate it to Jennifer North in The Valley of the Dolls (the best trashy novels of all...
A bunch of yellow bellies, the lot of you
Why are people so scared to give me their passport? Allow me to back peddle a tad. As my loyal readers know, I tend bar at the Bowery Ballroom and Music Hall of Williamsburg. To open a tab at said venues, I need to hold a credit card and an ID- this is a pretty standard request. Sometimes people only have their passport. SOME of these people are terrified to give them to me…their...
Do the Hammerlock, you turkeynecks.
I was told that one of my friends, Turner, mailed his best friend a turd once for his birthday. Awesome.
I tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.– Thomas Waits
A couple weeks ago, Todd saw a homeless person drop trow, and take a dump on the sidewalk in the middle of the day. Only in New York!
I hate backpacks. No wait, I digress. I hate people who wear backpacks on the train. If they actually paid attention, I might not hate them so much. I can’t tell you how many times I have been on the train during rush hour only to have a backpack stabbing me in the pancreas for 5 minutes straight. You can’t see what your backpack is doing while it is on your back.Take the fucking thing...
I'm looking for pound notes, loose change, bad...